In a message dated 6/19/2002 5:18:04 PM Central Daylight Time,
office@plasmastudii.org writes:


> Now, getting Nike to do an add campaign featuring nothing but
> marmalade. That's real transgression if you ask me.

I'd go for a new artpaign, "Just Doo It." You got a healthy model citizen,
getting up early for a run, slips on a very Nike-looking shoe, then pulls it
out–covered in dogmire.
Cut to my dog pooping in a shoe. Final mantra? "The best Nike footwear on
sale now at Foot Locker. Because dogs don't pay the bills." Big bark from
Freda, then out.

Max Herman
www.geocities.com/genius-2000/christmasdogs.html
(rated A-1 luscious by Mez Breeze)

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