Kate:What have you got there,Mother?
Mrs.B.:It's minced meat.
Kate:What are you going to do with the meat?
Mrs.B.:I'm going to make some meat-pies.

Kate:Martin,which do you prefer- throat or abdomen?
Martin:I like sex best.
Kate:Mother,shall I bring brain or eye?
Mrs.B.:Let's have anal sex for a change.Martin will be woman this time.

Mrs.B.:Do you like human flesh,Martin?
Martin:Yes,I love it?
Mrs.B.:Then let's cook Kate tonight.
Martin:Let me kill her for you.

Martin:Ben's barking outside the door.He probably wants his supper.
Mrs.B.:Let him bark.He'll get his supper later on.
Martin:Is there any Kates brain left?
Mrs.B.:Her brain was tiny and tasteless.Try her buttock.

MANIK,APRIL 2008.