MTAA are officially donating the following document to rhizome.org. It
is the original idea for 'The Direct To Your Home Art Projects'.

Mriver & Twhid Art Associates
proudly present

The Direct to Your Home Art Projects

Tired of waiting around for your new paintings from Germany to clear
customs? Sick of not knowing how that installation of dead bunnies will
look in the bedroom? Wondering if it is worth fighting off the repo man
over a stack of scrap iron?

We at Mriver and Twhid want to ease your pain with our new line of Direct to
Your Home Art Projects. All you need to do is follow the easy to install
instruction found below. Then send us a photograph of your results. Upon
receiving the documentation of the project, we will send you a signed
certificate of authenticity. It's simple and better yet, it's FREE.

Direct to Your Home Art Projects # 1

Using a #2 graphite pencil, write the phrase "Johney Appleseeed slept
here" on your wall. The text should be placed near the floor in small
(no larger then 1") cursive letters.

Send all documentaion to:

Mriver & Twhid Art Associates
39 Ainslie 2L
Brooklyn, New York
11211