We have two hundred and eleven things. That's a lot of things and stuff
if you care to count up that high. With all of those things, which are
all in the same place by the way, you can't help but find that they are
all so dirty. Dirty and loaded with filth and especially dirt and stuff
are all part of the effect of having so many things. Anyway, now is when
we, and the one hundred twenty-seven things are making it possible to
clean up the filth; just to keep things cool, you know. We hear that
cool goes a long way with the filth.

Take our (and also yours) ninety-seven things and head on over to
http://nowash.mashica.com/ to do some laundry. Three hundred seven or so
loads of laundry are waiting patiently. Patience is one of the one
hundred eighty-one things that need cleaning. Dust it off, wipe it
clean, look at it in the washer and see the metanarratives drain away
like wet mud in a sieve.

Grease yer sieve, eratosthenes, with this, password:

     rheo2stat

Get on it with the same procedure as mentioned below (or after,
otherwise known as "above" in time-space talking). So look above and
below you for eleven new things, divide them by one and itself, and feel
happy. You won't be sorry. After all, washing can clean a lot of
happiness.