Mriver & T.Whid Art Associates
proudly present:

The Direct to Your Home Art Projects!

+ Tired of visiting your hopelessly backward, analog neighbors to borrow
a sheet of typing paper just to construct another stupid M.River &
T.Whid Art Project?

+ Does the thought of recklessly tossing trash out your window, just for
the sake of art, give you the the chills?

+ Did the landlord keep part of your security deposit just to paint over
the graffitti you scrawled on your walls, even though you meekly
objected that it was ART?

We at Mriver and Twhid want to ease your pain with our new line of
Direct to Your Home Art Projects. All you need to do is follow the easy
to install instructions found below, then send us documentation of your
results. Upon receiving your documentation of the project, we will send
you a signed certificate of authenticity. It's simple and better yet,
it's FREE.

Direct to Your Home Art Projects #4 (February 1998)

1. Create a directory or a folder on your hard drive, label it:
catskills.

2. Within that directory create another directory/folder, label it:
a_rock.

3. Within a_rock create another directory/folder, label it: winkle.van

4. Create a text document on your favorite text editing program, label
it: asleep. In the body of the document type: For Twenty Years. Save it
in the winkle.van directory/folder.

5. Wait 20 minutes.

6. Open the asleep document, delete the text. Type: Now.

7. Save the new document as: awake

8. Delete the asleep document from your hard drive.

Documentation may be in hard or digital form. Please include name,
address, and label your documentation Project #2 Dec. 1997.

Send hard copy documentation to:

M.River&T.Whid
Direct to Your Home Art Projects
39 Ainslie 2L
Brooklyn, New York
11211

Send digital documentation to:

twhid@spacelab.net