It has come to my attention that some person (or people) have taken a
more than casual interest in my sex life. I've heard a few rumours and,
while I apologize in advance to those who could care less, email allows
me to rebut this slander much more efficiently than if I tried, somehow,
to contact all of the people who might possibly have heard.

The fact of the matter is, I *never* slept with Andrea Rosen, whether I
was looking for a show or not. I have, in fact, only conversed with her
once and, although she seems very personable, there was not even any
flirtation.