Budweiser Haiku

Anyone heard this yet?

"Tank tops, short shorts, not much else."

One guy says "Here's my Bud five-seven-five."

Crucifixion is an act of marketing demanding access. Eucharistic taxation.

I plan on nightmares tonight. I had one last night, involving a found Big
Mac and a very large man.

I figure on ending up like Pliny or Seneca. Who's your favorite Roman
intellectual? Cato? Tully? Delenda est Carthago. Bring on the darkness,
the death of us all.

Max

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joseph mcelroy June 11 2002 01:00Reply

> I plan on nightmares tonight. I had one last night, involving a found Big
> Mac and a very large man.

You dreaming about me? Funny, I dreamt about almonds.


Joseph Franklyn McElroy
Cor[porat]e [Per]form[ance] Art[ist]

joseph mcelroy June 12 2002 01:00Reply

An offering?

Not into sacrifice, unless well paid for it.

cow mein

Joseph Franklyn McElroy
Cor[porat]e [Per]form[ance] Art[ist]

Max Herman June 12 2002 01:00Reply

In a message dated 6/12/2002 3:25:51 PM Central Daylight Time,
blackhawk@thing.net writes:



>no way around it.


Around what again? What?

>The trick

What trick? Hit me.

is to
>
> recognize it

What it? Who?

>so as to propitiate

Behavior in the age of digital propitiation?

>the proper Loa

What's a Loa? Does it hurt?


Jamboree Plangent,

Max Herman
genius2000.net
artforum.com/talkback

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