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i am not in the book/show/whatever.
so i am hostile to it.

if i am in it, it is good and i will mention it.

i don't care about the art.
just whether it is in my interests.

if i couldn't make it,
it scares me.

more talk, less work please.
work as talk, even better.

i don't have a links page.
how could they matter, not being me?

i never write about the work of others.
i just try to get others to write about mine.

i am an idealist of self interest.

i stand for me. i am my own brand.
me and my friends.

i pretend to be an intellectual
but it is all rationalization
of my self interest.

i spam therefore i am.

do not watch my actions,
just read my pretty words.

every time i open my mouth
it is an ad for me and my brand.