TELEGRAM SAM

Telegram Sam Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Golden Nose Slim Golden Nose Slim
I know's where you've bin

Purple Pie Pete Purple Pie Pete
Your lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Bobby's alright Bobby's alright
He's a natural born poet
He's just outa sight

Jungle faced Jake
Jungle faced Jake
I say make no mistake
About Jungle faced Jake

Automatic shoes
Automatic shoes
Give me three D vision
And the California blues

Me I funk but I don't care
I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair
Telegram Sam Telegram Sam

I'm a howlin' wolf

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THE AVENGERS (SUPERBAD)

Superbad tiger running with your brain
Tucked beneath your arms like a devil train
When the angels from the heavens
Meet the angels from the earth

You'll hide inside your cave, that's right of course
And we know, we ain't slow, we're the avengers!

I have known lots of ladies and the ladies know me,
I've been foxy roxy punctured and I'm funky born free
You can needle treacle kiss me
With the honey from your mouth
But believe me I'm a bad moon bopster
And I'll never come in your house

And we know, we ain't slow, we're the avengers!
Dig this…
And we know, we ain't slow, we're the avengers!
And we know, we ain't slow, we're the avengers!
Dig this…

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METAL GURU

Metal Guru is it you
Metal Guru is it you
Sitting there in your armour plated chair

Metal Guru is it true
Metal Guru is it true
All alone without a telephone

Metal Guru could it be
You're gonna bring my baby to me
She'll be wild you know
A rock’n’roll child

Metal Guru has it been
Just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream
I'll be clean you know
Pollution machine

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Ride A White Swan

Ride it on out like a bird in the sky way,
Ride it on out like you were a bird,
Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam
Ride it all out like you were a bird.

Wear a tall hat like a Druid in the old days,
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed gown,
Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane,
Wear your hair long babe, you can't go wrong

Catch a bright star and place it on you forehead,
Say a few spells and there you go.
Take a black cat and sit it on you shoulder
And in the morning you'll know all you know.

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