NewZoid Receives Royal Patronage

NewZoid is proud to have been appointed Principal Supplier of False Headlines to the Court of His Majesty King George VI. Here are yesterday's top twenty as chosen by NewZoid viewers and demented ballot stuffers.

1-
Late-night Comedians Moving Into Baghdad; Iraqis Fight Back
2-
Calvin Klein Killed In Iraq
3-
Iraqi Opposition Leader Opens 'Hanky Panky' Sex School
4-
Supreme Court Convicted Of Cheating
5-
Bush Aide Arrested After Scissor Attack On Iraq
6-
Fat Flies Discovered Around Jupiter
7-
Mooning Rugby Player Seriously Canceled
8-
Breast-Fed Infants Blitz Into Northern Iraqi Town
9-
IRS To Create Iraqi Govt.
10-
WHO Recounts Bout With Herpes Virus
11-
Masters Driving Range Puts Up Saddam Billboard As Sheriff's Deputy
12-
High Court Hurts When Police Fire Rubber Bullets At Pompeii
13-
AL Combating Spread Of Rays
14-
New Nose The Prize For Iraq War Summit
15-
Cameron Diaz Linked To Behavior Problems In Iraq
16-
U.S. Storms Baghdad, Wins Pritzker Architecture Prize
17-
U.N. Shuts Down After War
18-
Condoleezza Rice Corrects Homeless Man's $6 Million Tax Bill
19-
WHO Blooms Dies In Chief
20-
Porno Sites Winning Pritzker Architecture Prize

Daniel Young April 8 2003 12:00Reply

NewZoid is proud to have been appointed Principal Supplier of False Headlines to the Court of His Majesty King George VI. Here are yesterday's top twenty as chosen by NewZoid viewers and demented ballot stuffers.

1-
Late-night Comedians Moving Into Baghdad; Iraqis Fight Back
2-
Calvin Klein Killed In Iraq
3-
Iraqi Opposition Leader Opens 'Hanky Panky' Sex School
4-
Supreme Court Convicted Of Cheating
5-
Bush Aide Arrested After Scissor Attack On Iraq
6-
Fat Flies Discovered Around Jupiter
7-
Mooning Rugby Player Seriously Canceled
8-
Breast-Fed Infants Blitz Into Northern Iraqi Town
9-
IRS To Create Iraqi Govt.
10-
WHO Recounts Bout With Herpes Virus
11-
Masters Driving Range Puts Up Saddam Billboard As Sheriff's Deputy
12-
High Court Hurts When Police Fire Rubber Bullets At Pompeii
13-
AL Combating Spread Of Rays
14-
New Nose The Prize For Iraq War Summit
15-
Cameron Diaz Linked To Behavior Problems In Iraq
16-
U.S. Storms Baghdad, Wins Pritzker Architecture Prize
17-
U.N. Shuts Down After War
18-
Condoleezza Rice Corrects Homeless Man's $6 Million Tax Bill
19-
WHO Blooms Dies In Chief
20-
Porno Sites Winning Pritzker Architecture Prize

Daniel Young April 8 2003 12:02Reply

NewZoid is proud to have been appointed Principal Supplier of False Headlines to the Court of His Majesty King George VI. Here are yesterday's top twenty as chosen by NewZoid viewers and demented ballot stuffers.

1-
Late-night Comedians Moving Into Baghdad; Iraqis Fight Back
2-
Calvin Klein Killed In Iraq
3-
Iraqi Opposition Leader Opens 'Hanky Panky' Sex School
4-
Supreme Court Convicted Of Cheating
5-
Bush Aide Arrested After Scissor Attack On Iraq
6-
Fat Flies Discovered Around Jupiter
7-
Mooning Rugby Player Seriously Canceled
8-
Breast-Fed Infants Blitz Into Northern Iraqi Town
9-
IRS To Create Iraqi Govt.
10-
WHO Recounts Bout With Herpes Virus
11-
Masters Driving Range Puts Up Saddam Billboard As Sheriff's Deputy
12-
High Court Hurts When Police Fire Rubber Bullets At Pompeii
13-
AL Combating Spread Of Rays
14-
New Nose The Prize For Iraq War Summit
15-
Cameron Diaz Linked To Behavior Problems In Iraq
16-
U.S. Storms Baghdad, Wins Pritzker Architecture Prize
17-
U.N. Shuts Down After War
18-
Condoleezza Rice Corrects Homeless Man's $6 Million Tax Bill
19-
WHO Blooms Dies In Chief
20-
Porno Sites Winning Pritzker Architecture Prize