As some of you may know, NewZoid has the ability to detect headlines from the parallel worlds theorized by quantum physics.
Here are some selected NewZoid headlines from the last few hours, all related to Iraq. The signals are mixed but I hope some encouragement can be found in them. [Note: They are completely unedited.]
Daniel Young
NEWZOID HEADLINES - March 9, 2003 - 6 to 7:45 P.M. EST
Fearing Instability From Iraq War, Saudi Rulers Rent Liechtenstein
Lawyers Group Begins Disarming In Iraq, But More Needed
FDA Wants Peaceful End To Iraq Crisis
Regulators Landing NATO In Iraq
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Pioneering Microbiologist Harold Ginsberg Could Be Bigger Threat Than Iraq
Superhuman Keeps Distance, Saddam Enjoys Support On Vieques
U.S. Pursues Crazy Goal With U.N.
Iraqi Foreign Official Says He Doesn't Need Food
Former Marlon Brando Assistant Bares All In Iraq, But More Needed
Leaders Of Germany, Russia Simulate 'Worst Case Scenario' In Iraq, But More Needed
Fearing Instability From Iraq War, Saudi Rulers Sue Over U.S.
Police Could Be Bigger Threat Than Iraq
Former Marlon Brando Assistant Says Terror Attacks Leave No Choice On Iraq
Solar-powered Indian Man Wants Peaceful End To Iraq Crisis
Chief Inspectors Admit To 589 Break-Ins
Octopus Could Be Bigger Threat Than Iraq
Saudi Arabia Lands NATO In Iraq
Iraqi Foreign Official Claims Device Can Detect Mad Cow Disease
Greek Monk Saying New Iraq Proposal To Be Presented Next Week
U.S. Timing Of War In Iraq May Be Related to NASA
Iraq Can't Account For Shuttle Looting
Iraqi Scientist Killed Attempting To Bring Tractor To Rebel Monastery
Swiss Voters Push For Swift U.N. Decision On Iraq
Iraq Finds Gene Cause Of Babies, Mother Insists
Leaders Of Germany, Russia Keep Distance, Saddam Enjoys Support On The Market
Frail Japanese Man Narrowly Thickens In Iraq