>>When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen to the Ramayana
>>from Atal Behari Vajpayeeji. After returning to the US he wrote it in
>>his personal Diary. A Tabloid in the US got a copy of his writings.
>>These are excerpts from his diary.
>>
>>Ramayana by Bill Gates…
>>LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
>>named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after
>>which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs–RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat
>>and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent
>>MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when
>>RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and
>>DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen
>>CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a
>>lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
>>of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son
>>Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the fo! rest
>>for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed
>>through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG
>>INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also
>>resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the
>>dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
>>LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry
>>her. RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE
>>CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,
>>SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
>>plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED
>>himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the
>>forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his
>>last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
>>Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his
>>brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta
>>from her ! LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
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>> RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over
>>the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
>>ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
>>SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to
>>use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
>>PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many
>>tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
>>'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
>>'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up
>>with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved
>>useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross
>>the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
>>himself ! into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN
>>found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN
>>ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,
>>'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE
>>to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured
>>Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But
>>Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'.
>>Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
>>STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the
>>all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the
>>RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful
>>brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients
>>and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets
>>of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
>>After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
>>MICRO! SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
>>and every one lived happily everafter




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