I like Smirnoff on a cold afternoon. After all who doesn't?
Hi, my name is not important, but what i do is.
I am a CPA, or a certified public accountant and I keep all the records.
I also meddle in most life affairs from fucking, to recommending life
insurance, to selecting groceries. I read your life like
the palm of my hand and I like to brag about it. Yes, I am God and
who cares. I am also the Internet, and all that's on it.
If you want to call me on that, look around. I have a big phallus
and three wives, a car, a house, and a boat. I am a rich man,
but sometimes I suffer from depression and an outbreak of malaria.
I have friends that think they are writers and poets, but i really
have no emotions for them or concern. They are not God like me.
Now you know about God. What I did here is called evangelizing.
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I wear a funky old hat. Found it in the metro under an old ripped
apart newspaper full of crusty pizza crumbs It lay there
in the gutter quietly waiting to go home. You guessed it, I was that
someone, and now & forever the hat is mine. I wear it on any occasion,
but especially on days my ears are cold. It's very warm and made
of finely combed wool. I call it a carry-on-hat, because sometimes
it's in my pocket. Now you know about my new hat. Can you figure
out why my ears get cold?
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I had a little boyhood friend. He had gigantic dreadlocks and spoke
always in verse. Actually his soft spoken twain was from the south,
although he swears he was a descendant of the Vikings. Reason I re-
member him so well, he was a wiz in pool and knew how and where to
steal clothes. Right now he is sitting next to me, chewing on a
sandwich sipping diet coke and laughing. This is his short portrait.
He is very shy and polite, and has a little girlfriend in Upstate
New York that he loves very much, but hardly ever has a chance to visit.
He is very busy with work, which is programming main frames, which he is
also very good at. Unfortunately his parents are very poor, and he
has many siblings younger then him who one day aspire to go to a uni-
versity. One day my friend will get married and have children of his own,
but for now taking care of his brothers and sisters are first on his agenda
of family. My friend has a great sense of humor, when he says that while at
work he is nothing but a little sibling himself in need to go and learn.
This is a man with a double PhD in computational bi-optics and a master's in
physics. He often lectures at the university, but the reason I love him so
much is because of his laugh today very underrated especially with men and
women in a high office position or private business sector. I love my
friend, not because I respect him so much of what he does for his family,
but because his life style is so honorable. Laughing to me is happiness,
and, at any reason, it is a cause to celebrate, especially friendship and
being together. I hope you enjoyed his portrait,
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I have a son and he is great. His name is not important. He is twenty
eight, but he acts fully fourteen. Its not all I do that's counting, I am
also very into literature. My son however is very real, and he sleeps on
the floor next to my bed as I scroll old texts from the library. The reason
he is still so young is on cause that he can't sleep at night at home over
four hours at a time. His favorite cartoons are on and his net friends are
around whom he is totally gone and can't let him lead a normal life.
Instead of sleeping all night at night, he takes a four hour turn to turn
nap and for four hours he stays awake. It's very conservative and radical
invention at the same time. Only children in my opinion are capable of
this. It's his routine and perky. I have a son, and he is great all around
the clock.
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I am a surgeon. I operate dangerous human body and nervous system. I have
very sharp tools and a strong confident hand this is possible to use in
discovery of wellness and secret eternal life. I have surgical equipment
like scalpel and a special mirror on a stainless steel rod to look deep
inside an incision. I also use ether to make my patient sleep during time
out. This I call my operation. When a patient wakes up, the memory is
shiny and there is no pain. So I don't fall sleep in room full of ether,
me and staff wear filter masks before knobs of ether is turned on. While
ether is running, the body of patient is numb. After that nothing but my
apparatus andstaff under my very close view can work. This is my testimony.
I am a surgeon.
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