(New York City, Dec. 19, 2002)

NewZoid, the countercultural artwork that manufactures news, is now
experimenting with streaming its false news headlines at
http://newzoid.com/java/nzstreamer.html, (for PCs only.) An unending flow of
fabricated computer-generated news scrolls across the screen in a subversive
and entertaining simulation of news tickers on television or on the facades of
buildings. It will no longer be necessary for news addicts to watch television
or stand in front of large buildings.

NewZoid has been the world's leading inhuman source of false news information
since April, 2001. NewZoid headlines are also available, 20 at a time, on
demand, in its original form (with visitor writing and voting) at
http://newzoid.com/nzheadlinecombo.asp, in purified form (no writing or voting)
at http://newzoid.com/nzheadlinepure.asp and in an archive of headlines
selected by viewers at http://newzoid.com/nzarchive.asp.

NewZoid invites judgmental criticism in accordance with articulated standards.

Daniel Young
young@newzoid.com