Caution Rhizomers! Do not act on the basis of these headlines!
http://www.newzoid.com/nzheadlinecombo.asp

-Marijuana-smoking Judge May Ban Hot Pursuits
-Flesh-Eating Bacteria Uses By U.S. Teens Declines, Survey Says
-Comic Maven Stan Lee Deploys Aegis-equipped Destroyer To Join War On Civil
Rights
-Bosnian Serb 'Iron Lady' Sued Over Virgin Mary And Rabbit Poster
-Democrats Banned From First Legal Bordello
-Christmas Reindeer Supports CIA Anti-Terror Effort
-Former President Clinton Fights Right To Bare Buttocks
-U.S. Hospitals Report Widespread Shortage Of Mad Cow Deaths
-Monica Lewinsky To Fend Off Plundering Pigs
-Georgia Company Regains Custody Of Chicken
-Mini Pigs Drop High-ranking Dove
-U.S. Court Prepares To Elect New Leader
-Entertainment Weekly Visits Baghdad, Criticizes Bush
-Mudslides Start Slow
-U.S. Tries To Age Gracefully
-Supreme Court Hunts Hallucinogenic Toad Thief
-Top Europe Scientists Tell Children 'Santa Is Dead'
-Court Focuses On Urination Charge
-Cocaine Found In Chickens, Magazine Reports
-Elite To Meet Friday In London
-Marijuana-smoking Judge Limits California's Use Of Water From Banana Gas

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Daniel Young
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